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I WROTE A STORY ONCE TOO SO HERE IT IS ENJOY IT!

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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY AND HIS NAME WAS DOROTHY AND HE WAS RIDING HIS BIKE DOWN A STREET AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A DOG! HE WAS RIDING HIS BIKE AWAY FROM THE DOG BUT THE DOG WAS RUNNING! OH GOD SUDDENLY THE BOY IS BITTEN BY THE DOG AND HE IS CRYING!!! HE GOES HOME AND HE STARTS TO FEEL WEIRD AND SUDDENLY HE GROWS HAIR EVERYWHERE! THIS IS THE MAGIC OF PUBERTY!!!

NOW YOU ARE A MAN SON HIS DAD SAYS TO HIM AND HE GROWS UP TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT WHICH IS A VERY BORING JOB BUT HE IS ALSO A SUPERHERO WITH THE POWER TO SHOOT PLASTIC LIGHTNING BOLTS OUT OF HIS HANDS!!! CRAP SUDDENLY A BAD GUY APPEARS AND IS TEARING UP A BANK WITH HIS BEAR HANDS BECAUSE HE IS PART BEAR AND THE SUPERHERO ACCOUNTANT RUNS TO THE BANK AND STABS OUT THE BAD GUYS EYEBALLS!!! THE NEWSPAPERS ARE HAPPY AND REPORT ABOUT A HERO EXCEPT FOR ONE BECAUSE IT IS AN ASS PAPER AND IT SAYS THAT THE SUPERHERO WAS THE BAD GUY BECAUSE HE KILLED AN INNOCENT BEAR AND ALSO HE WAS THE ONE WHO DESTROYED THAT BUS! WITH BOMBS!!!

SO THE SUPERHERO PUNCHES A TELEPHONE!@!!#

WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME HE SCREAMS AND THEN JESUS COMES DOWN FROM SPACE AND SAYS WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE YOUR FEET! THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS THE SUPERHERO SAYS AND THEN THEY START PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND JESUS HEAD FLIES OFF LIKE IN ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!!! THEY SHOULD MAKE A ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS MOVIE WITH LOTS OF HIGH DRAMA AND ACTION AND BRITTANY MURPHY AS THE RED ROBOT'S GIRLFRIEND!!!

SUDDENLY THE CATHOLIC POPE COMES TO AMERICA TO BEAT UP THE SUPERHERO FOR KNOCKING JESUS'S BLOCK OFF BECAUSE THE POPE CAN SHOOT REAL LIGHTNING OUT OF HIS HANDS BUT THE SUPERHERO CAN ALSO CLIMB UP TRUCKS AND THE POPE CAN'T SO THE SUPERHERO HAS THE ADVANTAGE AND THE TRUCK DRIVES AWAY AND THE SUPERHERO LAUGHS AND THEN THE POPE GETS IN A HELICOPTER!!!

THERE ARE ADORABLE PUPPIES ON TV!!! HOLD ON I HAVE TO WATCH THEM! I LOVE PUPPIES!!!!

SO THE POPE IS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND THEN HE LANDS ON THE TRUCK AND HE GETS OUT AND THE SUPERHERO AND THE POPE KUNG FU FIGHT!!! ROCK MUSIC IS BLARING AND THE FIGHT IS INTENSE AND THE TRUCK IS DRIVING AND THE HELICOPTER FLIES AWAY AND A OLD LADY SAYS NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!!!!! THE POPE IS DEAD NOW!!!

THE SUPERHERO FLIES BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET OF SATURANUPTUNE!!! HE EATS A HEALTHY MEAL OF MOON ROCKS AND WATCHES THE GLARPNOB AND HIS WIFE IS LIKE HELLO HONEY I PREPARED YOU A HEALTHY MEAL OF MOON ROCKS AND NOW LETS MAKE 12 BABIES!!! IT IS SEXY TIME IN SPACE!!!!!!!!

THE NEXT DAY THE INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION OF GOVERNMENTS HAS A MEETING AND A PRESIDENT OF A PLANET IS ASSASSINED AND THE SUPERHERO HAS TO FIND THE KILLERS AND SAVE THE PRESIDENT!!! HE GOES TO A BUILDING AND FIGHTS A NINJA AND THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES BUT HE ESCAPES! JESSICA BIEL IS VERY PRETTY I THINK SHE SHOULD PLAY THE SPACE WIFE!!! THEN HE GOES TO A BOXING MATCH AND HE WATCHES THE BOXERS BOXING AND THEN HE TALKS TO A GUY WITH SUNGLASSES AND THE GUY HANDS HIM AN ENVELOPE AND THERE IS MUCH INTRIGUE BECAUSE WHAT IS INSIDE COULD IT BE A MICROCHIP OR DOCUMENTS!?

THEN THE SUPERHERO GOES TO A BUILDING AND HE TALKS TO A GUY AT A DESK AND THE GUY IS ALL SO YOU KNOW MY EVIL PLANS AND THEN HE THROWS THE SUPERHERO INTO THE PAST AND THE SUPERHERO FIGHTS SOME RAPTORS!!! RAPTORS ARE THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVEN COOLER THAN THE T-REX!!!!!

THE SUPERHERO TEACHES CAVEMEN TO USE FIRE AND COOK BONES AND THE CAVEMEN TEACH THE SUPERMAN HOW TO THROW ROCKS AT OTHER ROCKS!!!

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SUPERHERO GOES TO THE FUTURE WHERE THE GUY IS AND HE USES EVERYTHING HE HAS LEARNED TO DEFEAT THE BAD GUY AND THEN THE POLICE SHOW UP AND HAUL THE BAD GUY AWAY AND THEN A REPORTER SAYS HOW DID YOU KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT HIM AND THE SUPERHERO SAYS IT IS ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON AND THEN HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A PAINT BRUSH!!!!!!!!

THE CREDITS ROLL AND THERE IS A NEW SONG MADE FOR THE MOVIE BY HIT SENSATIONAL FLAVOR FLAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW OF THE MOVIE!!!